Hmph?

Something smells odd.

Honestly, humans...

[Sigh]

Well. I don't think I can say I'd rather we got the blame, but this whole situation is...thoroughly undesirable, to say the least.

[rather muffled, and with some scuffling sounds and background cooing - she's halfway under the bed trying to get at some hiding tribbles]

There's a cooing fluffball under here and it won't come - [sneezes] - out. Do we - come here, you - have an infestation problem now?

Another one? ...my tail is not for playing with! [disappointed cooing] Oh, fine...

[The sound of pages turning quietly can be heard in the background of the recording]

Well, I suppose I'll look at that one later...maybe when I want to go to sleep. Someone has really boring taste in books...

Hmm...this one actually looks interesting. I can always do with some more information on these things, I wonder if it has a chapter on -

- ...is there anyone on here with those initials? I think [ruffling of pages] - yes, it is pretty up-to-date, that's got to be quite fresh, I wonder who it is.

Well, that was...far from pleasant. I presume I'm wanted to help with the clearing up?

[snuffling noises]

Is this working? I think it's on, I always miss the button...oh, good, it is.

Hello there! Mr Rowe, is it?
I don't suppose you're in need of any assistance on that nice ship you have there? A...dogsbody, as it were?

( wanna go for a walk? )


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